No matter if your company is less than 10 staff or deck up to a few thousand, we all know an employee who is the useless white elephant in your workplace.
He or she probably holds an important sounding title and every now and then, you might bump into the person in a rare meeting that he is involved in.
Although you might be in your company for several years, you have absolutely no idea what this person does. In fact, you can even ask around, no one has any inkling. Ask his boss and you’ll get an answer that “he was already there when I was promoted to be his boss.”
Somehow or rather, by a series of well-blessed fortune or maybe he is invisible to the management, he doesn’t get fired for doing absolutely nothing, nor does he contribute anything at all. Your thoughts (as the same as mine), “give him something to do then! Throw a project in his way!” This magical elephant always manages to avert the necessary work or screw up so badly that someone else has to step in and take over, else all he’ll break loose.
So much so
Those who actually do work alongside with him doesn’t want to talk about him. Rather shoulder the additional burden than to clean up his mess later. He will never have a good relationship with his direct peers.
Surprisingly, such person doesn’t sly away from office networking. He still goes around rubbing shoulders, clinking wine glasses and absorbing the cheers of someone who celebrates their milestone achievements as if it’s his own. If you are a noob in the workplace, you are impressed that he is someone important. He has to be right? If he is seen chummy and sharing jokes with the Head of Finance at the office luncheon. Chances are nobody really remembers who he is.
If you do confront him on what he actually do in his work, he will give you a vague answer. Probe deeper, he will give you a smile and shrug off your questions, making you feel smaller than you already was.
The thing is that such elephants in a company are poisonous and lethal. They create a false impression that top management does not care about productivity hence he is still where he is and not put the door. Their presences are like a little black dot on a clean clear champagne glass. It’s probably a stain that is deem harmless but it brings the whole value of the champagne glass down.
Sorry, but I have come across too many white elephants in my career even when I am freelancing for others. I truly detest them as they are known to leech on the goodwill of others, hide behind someone when trouble knocks and rides on cloak tail of the successful ones.
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